If you have dia-beetis...

What even to say about it? Hilarious

Well there you have it: inkless printing.

Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time. And it seems maybe even useful, if a little restricted...

Children are not Magic!

I wish this study had been around when my friend Vaibhav was a child... things would have turned out *way* different.

(and obviously I mean a physical child. He is still an emotional child. As are all my friends. Including me.)

Ninja Poetry

Yes, folks. The newest Ask a Ninja. I'm extremely excited that he mentioned the jabberwocky, and his vorpal sword...

Water Computer...what will they think of next?

Let's be honest, this is about as dorky as it gets... and this coming from someone posting to their blog on a friday night. That's right.

Winter, you bitch. I am suckling at your vicious teat.

I can't believe people won't go out and drink beer just because it's "icy" or they'll "fall down" or "break their legs". Pansies.

I will use them for my human dogsled, and they will learn to embrace the searing pain of frostbitten competition.

Mush!

Sunni Delight!

This may be the funniest terrorist story I've read all year. Damn you, Onion, for making me laugh at terrorism....again.