OMG, MySpace News! ROTFLOL!

Honestly, yeah. MySpace. Doing “news”. This is like saying that my dog will be reporting on good sources of water to drink: “News Flash! Toilet water is really clean!”

 

I know I know, they’re supposed to be actual news stories or whatever. Sure. It may start out like that, but as the myspace crews spend time rating articles, the J Lo and Brangelina stories rocket to the top, world news dips to inconsequence. I, for one, am thrilled.