Gravity is Communist. Intelligent Design is Righteous.

Hilarious. Purely Hilarious. My favorite quote:

"The core idea of "to each according to his weight, from each according to his mass" is communist. There is no reason that gravity should apply to the just and the unjust equally, and the saved should have relief from such "universalism." If we have Universal Gravity now, then Universal health care will be sure to follow."

I think parody and sarcasm make me warm and fuzzy like fresh apple pie. Except that apple pie just wrote an essay in the vein of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal".