Blackberry...Baaad! French...Goood!

I’m totally with the French on this one…I don’t trust the NSA not to snoop on anything, including whatever stupid stuff the French want to swap stories about on their blackberries. The latest top-secret beret design might be stored in the US govt vaults along with our stolen croissant recipes and the confidential papers detailing the real motivations of mimes.

Seriously. The French have a lot of really valuable things going on.