The Ultimate Weapon

this is a video of one of the sailors I had the dubious please of working with during my last deployment. He's the real deal, getting into role-playing games and 20-sided dice, online gaming, samurai swords, star wars, you name it. Uber-dork. The video is a sampling of something he liked to call The Ultimate Weapon. The clip doesn't really do it justice, but it serves to illustrate the idiocy found onboard ship. This is not unusual or atypical, and in fact is relatively tame, in the grand scheme of deployment acts. But man was it funny at 3 in the morning on the midwatch...