The Pillow Peace Process

So I guess we're pillow-fighting to "ease tensions" in England, France, and Israel. Good to know. I don't suppose we're going to play tag or musical chairs and somehow figure out how to ease international tensions like, say, suicide bombings and racial cleansing. Although in the grand scheme of things, I've always been a big fan of shoe golf. Perhaps if we could just get world leaders to kick off their shoes and compete in a nonsensical, but very competitive, game then we could distract them from screwing up their respective countries...