Damn those Fat Germans...

Well, here we go again, letting other countries out-do us in things that we really should be the world leaders in. With easily the highest worldwide problem with obesity, it's a 440 lb GERMAN that gets run over by a car and survives only because he's morbidly obese. Come on people, if you're gonna be fat, you might as well utilize it. Where's that good-old American ingenuity? I am seriously disappointed in all of you. Now let's get out there have some creme-pies and a bike ride.