Bullshit Job Title Generator

Classic piece on the stupid job titles that get generated for the most mundane distinctions between bullshit jobs (thanks, vinay).
I was happily hitting the "generate" button and laughing at the titles until I realized that it was only a matter of time before i started seeing titles that I recognized...let alone mine. Happiness turned to disorder, and i slipped into the bowels of a red nightmare. It was only a few hours before I had succumbed to beating my coworkers with a bolo made of three computer mice. The social fabric of the office broke down into violent anarchy, reducing years of bureaucracy and tradition in torrents of flame and derision. As I watched explosive shards from the exploding coffee pot-bombs embed themselves in the wall behind my desk, I stopped to ponder why I had felt it necessary to poke at our fragile strands of social structure, prompting its subsequent collapse and the elevation of animal instinct to absolute necessity...