Psychic Death Cat

I’m sure this story was intended as being a sort of heart-warming story of a cat that comes to comfort people right before they die or some such thing. But I didn’t quite get that out of the story; I perceived a far more sinister element, like maybe that cat is actually a messenger of death, or he’s killing these patients with mind-bullets…Tenacious D sings a song about it, for crissake, and entertainers don’t lie. That’s science.

I’ll tell you one thing, they better stop putting bowls of milk and meow mix out next to those terminally ill patients, otherwise their death rates are going to skyrocket…