Kim Jong Il Hates Karaoke. As do I.

Karaoke, a security concern? Actually, I’m totally onboard with that. How can you control a populace through fear when they are continuously imbibing songs and wicked capitalist ideals through the likes of Journey, Toto, The Bangles, and Madonna?

I mean, talk about a hot-bed of political activism…the only thing more worrisome than karaoke is eating food; can’t very well foster insurrection if you’re too weak to move, right? Luckily, the North Korean government has got that pretty well in hand, as well.