Robots, Shmobots

Great. SO they’ve designed a battlefield robot to rescue wounded soldiers and called it Battlefield Extraction Assistance Robot (BEAR). I’m totally onboard with that, and it’s a worthy cause. Just don’t be surprised when we have Terminators wandering around Detroit with the letters LEAR (Life Elimination Assistance Robot) emblazoned on its chest.

Personally, I’ll hold out for the DEAR (Digital Ecstasy Assistance Robot), designed to look like a circa-1970’s street hooker. Think Pimp-Bot5000, but with the digital clap. Guess it’s time to update my virus definitions…