Deep Skin wounds Cure Baldness

As I read the first paragraph or two of this apparently legitimate article, I just had this image of bald guys everywhere handing their buddies a machete and saying

“Ok man, I just need a couple deep gashes in the middle of that there bald spot. So go ahead and put your shoulders into it, dig?”

 

You know, a whole rash of emergency room injuries involving sharp objects to the head, many self-inflicted. I mean come on, it’s not very far-fetched, especially with the waning attention span of our contemporaries…