De Train, Boss! De Train!

How many friends of mine could this have happened to? Probably all of them. But realistically, my navy friends are the ones that fall asleep anywhere, so I would definitely put them top of the list. Led by me. Except that it would have been a Yugo i fell in front of, and it would have totaled the car and given me a sprained ankle. And I'd probably have to pay for the whole thing. Just my luck...