Who Buys This Crap?

Seriously. Some people just have too much money. And even worse are those who devote so much time to the subject that they are called "experts". I mean...really? You're that bored?
And I guess that part of the reason it was so sought-after was that it had "retained its original biscuits." Wonderful. Well, I guess that takes care of lunch today. And probably for the next day or two, since you'll be feeling queasy from eating 80-year old biscuits out of a tin box. Well done indeed. Next time you feel like dropping $30,000, I can help you out. Give *me* the 30k, and then I'll poison you, paint an old tin, and conjure up a flowery historical justification for the price since I'm an "expert", too.