On Second Thought, 'Tis a Silly Holiday...

So the day began innocently enough, albeit at 11am. From there we discovered a number of interesting scenarios... all of which would have been forgotten completely were it not for a photographic record.

For instance: we discovered the leprechaun had already lost his pot of gold... damn thieving elves...





Following this, we pit-stopped for pizza and apparently had to camouflage ourselves as obnoxious college students on spring break. I think we did quite well...



I guess in a more polite world we would have stayed as sober as can be, and never strayed far from this:


But then, we would never have discovered their true feelings for us.